Matthew Winford
Freshman, Bass
Oh yeah. Matthew Winford? He's a dude if we ever met one. He took us to eat some watermelon by the lake. He didn't cut it up or anything. He put the whole thing in his mouth and ate it in one bite. That's because Matthew Winford is built differently. Could you eat an entire watermelon in one bite? No? I didn't think so. Bet you wish you could, though. We certainly wish we could.
His mouth's outstanding abilities don't end with consumption. Matthews's gorgeous Bass register was an exceptional addition to the CU Buffoons in the Fall of 2024. From the land of Wattermellons (Dallas, TX?) Matthew is in Boulder studying something and rumor has it, the next victim of his monster bite? The Atlantic giant PUMPKIN!