Aaron Schneider

Senior, Tenor 2

There are few as enigmatic as the great Aaron Schneider. Some say he was there at the beginning, and he will watch and laugh as this universe fizzles out. Presence only begins to scratch the surface. When Aaron walked into his audition, the room temperature dropped by 10 degrees. Sometimes he’s incorporeal. Honestly, he might be from another galaxy. What he has revealed about his birth is riveting. When he first materialized in Connecticut in the early oughts, he said he was already aware of his own existence, and wanted to learn more. Since that day, he’s travelled the world, seeking the answers to his mysterious origins, which led him to Boulder, CO. He says there’s an energy here he recognizes, but can’t quite make out. If you see this man, do not approach unless direct eye contact is established. Otherwise his aura will utterly obliterate you. He is scary, he is beyond our understanding, and he is ready for anything.